10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph