10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Welcome to kicker school