10 Random Poker Quotes

• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.