10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz