10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm