10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.