10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!