10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)