10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.