10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.