10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers