10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.