10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)