10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.