10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Welcome to kicker school
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.