10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Fold and live to fold again
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- It's Free To Fold...
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.