10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."