10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet