10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die