10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"