10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.