10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.