10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)