10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake