10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."