10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!