10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...