10 Random Poker Quotes

I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
People who play poker often wear raw hide.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.