10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- It's Free To Fold...
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Fook the floosh droo!
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?