10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- It's Free To Fold...
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.