10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.