10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."