10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph