10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo