10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.