10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--