10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"