10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Never educate a stupid poker player.