10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)