10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes