10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer