10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Poker is for fat, American losers.