10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)