10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier