10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim