10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.