10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.