10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."