10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003