10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson